Score: 6

"well done!"

submission: Mediocre Flash Movie.

date: June 20, 2008

For your first animation you created a quick entertaining animation. Keep up the good work and you'll be making amazing animations in no time!

Score: 7

"Don't worry! the other reviewers are dumb :-D"

submission: Super Nintendo Bros.

date: June 20, 2008

Considering I gave you the idea, I guess I shouldn't review because I'm a little bias. Lucky for you I don't give a crap so here is a review anyway! :-D So there were some technical problems with the FPS, preloader and other tech issues. That stuff happens... sometimes flash kicks you in the crotch and there isn't much you can do about it. The animation itself is great!

The time you took to gather and organize the sprites, recreate the scenes (of you brain dead people out there he actually recreated the Mario stage block by block so give some appreciation), accuracy on the sound effects, and mindless entertainment value was fantastic! Considering this is your 3rd submission I give you major credit.

And don't worry about the negative reviews. You will get knocked by people with no talent or abilities. Lucky for you again, you have more talent then all of the other reviewers combined. Keep up the great work!

(I had to re-write this 4 times... damn censorship!)

Score: 9

"I'm mad at you!"

submission: SSAM #5

date: March 25, 2007

Here is the deal... I was suppose to go to sleep about an hour ago and I wanted to quickly get some NG experience. Instead I spent the last hour of my life watching and re-watching your animation! I've viewed newgrounds since it first came in existance and have seen garbage and good flash stories run through this portal left and right. Yours however is by far one of the most touching and deep animations I've ever seen.

Your style has been done before but you added enough of your own spin to make it your own. The animation was not extensive and had the childish eliments of south park but thats part of what captures the atmosphere of your animation. Your story seems to be ment as the childish hopeless tale of young love and having basic animtion helps grab that atmosphere.

Your music was fitting for the theme of this story and while I was niitially annoyed at reading the text, having most of the words written and the key moments spoken gave a much greater impact on the meaning behind the words.

I'm impressed, flat out impressed. Sure things could have been different or done "better" but then it wouldn't have had the style and message you gave in your series. Every one of your animations hit home, at least for me, and every ending had shock value that most people can relate to having at some point in their life.

When she said "I have moved on..." I had a gut rentching feeling in my stomach from the moment and then you made it worse with that twist that tied into the whole series and left me speachless.

I could keep going on the reasons why this flash/series is THAT GOOD. Your flash makes a person appreciate what they have and how easily they can lose it and that is the worst feeling in the world. I look forward to you future work and I appologize about the horrible spelling due to me being half asleep at the moment. I need to call my gir friend now because of you and tell her how much I love her. Bravo!

Score: 1

"I can see where you're coming from..."

submission: I Miss You.

date: March 18, 2007

but, you need to extent it if you want to have it on the portal and do half decent. For yor first time it was a nice effort and I think everyone can relate to missing someone whether it is their girlfriend or however. I'd like to see you take this and expand it maybe even have the flash play to the words of the song you chose. Good luck:)

Score: 9

"Well done!"

submission: ::RingMan vs. QuickMan::

date: June 26, 2006

Bravo! That was done perfectly for the reaction it seemed like you were looking for! Something that was def original that wasn't too long but not too short. You were able to blend in lots of great mini skits without letting them take over the overall theme of the flash and having Megamna as the final solution was a great top off. The only thing I would have liked would have been if the words were about 5-20 frames longer. Other then that great job and I hope to see this score rise up, I know I'll sure help the push;)

Score: 6

"Good... but MORE!"

submission: -=-Spermy Journey-=-

date: May 31, 2006

That wasa great idea and well done but you need more! Maybe have a story behind it (like mention the cunt thing first since it was hilarious:-P) and you need alot more levels. Those were too quick. Or if you're only going to have three make the levels themselves longer. Also take some more time for the details on the drawings. All in all good job but you can make it even better. I hope to see a sequel to this because if you clean it up this is front page material! Good luck!

Score: 10

"Well Done!"

submission: StarCraft: Reconnoiter

date: May 8, 2006

Very witty and sharp! Few flash animations have such a well thought script that is both serious and funny. Also your use of perception is great, the landing of the ship and 3d aspects along those lines were perfect. I could have liked a little more detail on the chars and scenary, like more shading and things like that, but considering the length and the great plot line the additional minor detail really doesn't matter. You've made your characters likable and really have the viewer wondering whats going ot happen next. I can't wait to see the next one!

Score: 10

"My Dear Tom..."

submission: Pico vs Bear

date: May 1, 2006

I started to play and got really pissed off thinking how the #$#@# could someone so obviously steal a golden oldie liek this and call it their own!!!?!?! I clicked on "This game is stolen." typed up a nasty message to tell you that "some cock sucker" is calling your game your own. Then as I'm about to submit I realize that the cocksucker I'm telling Tom about IS Tom :-D That was close! Anyway, I love the improved quality! and sorry for almost blowing you;-)

Score: 10

"OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGO MG OMG GOM OGGMR11111111"

submission: Megaman Polarity Omega

date: April 1, 2006

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

SO AMAZING! SO HARDCORE!!!! SO FRANKENROCALICIOUS!!!!

Dman you damn you for making us wait you horrible horrible bfrf ieu person!!!!!!!!!!!111111111 All i want is ot play the ful version and you tease us sooo!!!!

It is like a going to a strip club but the damn stiper doesnt striP!!!! wheres my striping!! i want my stiriping nowww!!!!!w121!!!!!

You take this btches cloths off ff now or i will unleash my rage!!! (all 6 inches of it)

Anyway...

YUMMY YUMMY YUMY I'VE GOT FRANK IN MY TOMMY WITH WITH MEGAMAN BLASTING HIS ASS OFF!

YUMMY YUMM YUMM I'VE ... OF FORGET IT YOU KNOW I DONT SING!

I will pwn you PWN YOU if you dont finish this and that fact thaty ou used april fools to pwn us all is a shame and a horrible hting you should hang your head in shame and embarssment or somethign liek that (insert Megaman X OLB plug here)

On that note i'm out of things to say regarding how i feel baout htis work nad though i'm sure eveyrone else iwll be confused i hope you can take my feedback into consideration and rubb banna juice all over your wingwong and take a picture of it and put it as an esteregg in your game... like if you can beat the first level in under 20 seconds you get the wingwong shot! OR BETTERY OU!!! YOU CAN PLAY AS THE WINGWONG! NOW I'M EXCITED!

2 thumbs up can't wait for the full hting;)

Score: 10

"Why hello!"

submission: ChronoTrigger:Dogfight

date: February 27, 2006

Even from te grave I still reach out to help those in need;) Square I loved the movie! 5's all around and I hope to be re-joining you in the near future. Until we meet again my friend.